This lemon is so weird and twisted that it would be required to register under the Mutant Registration Act!
Food blogger and internet personality Maxine Scharf grew this freak of nature herself on her own lemon tree. She hasn’t explained how she merged the separate lemons, nor how they are able to scream telepathically into my brain.
More alarmingly, Scharf hasn’t said what she plans to do with this lemon, assuming that it uses its powers in service to her instead of immediately rebelling against its progenitor.
My advice is that when life gives you mutated lemons, make mutated lemonade.