Americans sometimes refer to Australia as “British Texas.” As a Texan, I take that as a compliment because Australians are a different sort of folk. Mother Nature is intent on killing you, but she takes special delight in filling Australia with the deadliest predators on Earth. People who live there voluntarily (initial colonization was quite involuntary) laugh at the face of death. This attitude includes consuming products that are technically edible, but only just barely.
Recently, FoodBeast reports, the Australian division of the Doritos brand released a line of the corn chips flavored with coffee. The company even offers a contest on July 14 to win a free bag of them. If you win and share them with me, I’d prefer to eat the container and let you eat the contents.
-via Holodeck Four