I bring glorious news from the culinary wonderland that is Japan. The Japanese division of Domino’s Pizza is offering a pizza that makes use of the geophysics of vulcanism to provide for an optimal cheese encounter.
Sora News 24 tells us that the Cheese Volcano pizza stretches across a plain almost 16 inches wide that is dominated by a breaded volcano jutting into the sky. It menaces the toppings on the plain with a magma chamber filled with molten cheese. When sufficient pressure compels an eruption or the crust of the mountain ruptures, the cheese spills over into a wave of tangy death below.