Writing for the Neatorama blogging network comes with an emotional toll: the painful realization that American restaurant chains offer certain extraordinary foods only to people outside of the United States. Unless I travel, I will never be able to feast upon a McDonald’s chocolate cream pie, a tsundere pizza, or McDonald’s pumpkin ketchup.
This latest product of the Taiwanese branch of Pizza Hut is another foreign delicacy to add to my tear-stained list. In that country, you can order a pizza snake, which is a cheese-filled tube coiled like a snake and topped with a semi-realistic head.
Don’t worry about venom. The pizza snake kills by constricting (your arteries).
-via kate bush’s husband